When you think your friends are joking
but your pants are brown and soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sliding into base
and it splashes in your face:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Now you think you're feeling better
but you keep on getting wetter:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're on the seat for hours
and it doesn't smell like flowers:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts,
and you know that it's the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your chillin' with your daughter
and you feel the poopoo water:
Diarrhea, diarhea.
When you're in a Pontiac
and brown comes down your crack:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're driving down the road
and you're butt tries to explode:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're shifting into gear
and you feel something smear:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're climbing in a tree
and it trickles on your knee:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you do a little dance
and it's gooey in your pants:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your tummy's feeling funny
and your pants are hot n' runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting in the class
and its running down your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach's feeling sick
and your turd is fast and slick:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're running down the road
and you can't control your load:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're running down the hall
and something splatters on the wall:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're dancin' to the Clash
And you feel something splash:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you smell just like a hog
and you make a liquid log:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you don't feel like a winner
and your butt blows out your dinner:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you really want to shout
and it keeps on gushing out:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're sitting on the pot
and it's coming out a lot:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're shopping at the store
and it's dripping on the floor:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're acting like a fool
and your pants fill up with stool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you start to beg and pray
and your butt begins to spray:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When your stomach really hurts
and you know it is the squirts:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're miles from anywhere
and your bowels just don't care:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.